Jimbo is Still Not Home

It is hard to understand why in the nation in which we live, we need to concern ourselves with voting on more budget for education. Do you realize how much you can learn through FaceBook? And it’s free!

In just a few minutes a day you can learn
That Sally is changing diapers,
Billy has a fever,
Pauly’s at the Ranger game,
Dick loves Jane, and
Jimbo is still not home.

With just a few clicks of a mouse
You can see the fish that Laura caught,
Be directed to your pastor’s message,
Read the latest Obama joke, and
Find out that Jimbo is still not home.

With just a little more finger exercise
Even the most closed mind will be enlightened to understand that
The government is taking over,
Jimmy is cooking dinner for Jennifer,
Jack is still dating Joyce
And Jimbo still is not home.

A quick scan of the walls before bed brings restful sleep
Knowing John has already gone to bed,
Your kids are in (and on Facebook),
The baby napped and only had two poopy diapers,
And Debbie is O.K. with that fact that
Jimbo is still not home.

With just a little extra curricular study in the middle of the night
You can brag on Tuesday of the extent of your education, knowing
Where Jimbo buys molding
What Jimbo wears when he BBQ’s
Who sits on Jimbo’s legs when he hangs out of windows
What Jimbo had for breakfast, lunch and dinner…
But you may always be left to wonder
When did Jimbo get home?